{"product_id":"a-girls-guide-to-vampires","title":"A Girl's Guide To Vampires","description":"Description for A GIRL'S GUIDE TO VAMPIRES by Katie MacAlister: \u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cb\u003eJoy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\n1. Location, location, location. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. They won't be found dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Check the Czech Republic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\n\u003cb\u003e2. Trust your eyes. \u003c\/b\u003eYou know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\n3. No matter how tempting it might be, DO NOT \"ACCIDENTALLY\" ACQUIRE A PAPER CUT AND SUGGEST YOUR VAMPIRE KISS YOUR FINGER TO MAKE IT BETTER. What you offer as a snack, he might take for a four-course meal.\r\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\n\u003cb\u003e4. From here on out, play it cool. \u003c\/b\u003eDon't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk show circuit and WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OFFER HIM YOUR HEART.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\n5. And most of all, remember--being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\nThis is #1 in The Dark Ones Series.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Connies Bookshelf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42955922735320,"sku":"9780062019301","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/9099\/4904\/products\/AGirlsGuideToVampires.jpg?v=1655025057","url":"https:\/\/conniesbookshelf.com\/products\/a-girls-guide-to-vampires","provider":"Connies Bookshelf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}