{"product_id":"diary-of-a-mad-bride","title":"Diary Of A Mad Bride","description":"Description for DIARY OF A MAD BRIDE by Laura Wolf: \u003cp\u003e\r\n\r\nOnce I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said yes. Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nWhat is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nA savvy, riotously funny novel, DIARY OF A MAD BRIDE is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world s ugliest bridesmaid dress.... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nMy wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head.... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nMy grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \r\nWhat do you mean he gave you an emerald Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nMy future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nTo a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nMy best friend, Anita: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nOh, screw congratulations. Of course I m happy for you. Stephen's a major piece of ass and he's got a sense of humor. Just as long as you're certain this is what you want. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\r\nWould I survive this day after all....?\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Connies Bookshelf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42955563958488,"sku":"9780385335836","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/9099\/4904\/products\/DiaryOfAMadBride.jpg?v=1655015179","url":"https:\/\/conniesbookshelf.com\/products\/diary-of-a-mad-bride","provider":"Connies Bookshelf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}