{"product_id":"you-can-spell-america-without-me","title":"You Can Spell America Without Me","description":"\u003ch3\u003eDescription for YOU CAN'T SPELL AMERICA WITHOUT ME:  THE REALLY TREMENDOUS INSIDE STORY OF THE FANTASTIC FIRST YEAR AS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP (A SO-CALLED PARODY) by Alec Baldwin \u0026amp; Kurt Andersen:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePolitical satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003esentences\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and, what do you call them, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eparagraphs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eso \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003etrue--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Connies Bookshelf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51814587072728,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/9099\/4904\/files\/YouCantSpellAmericaWithoutme.jpg?v=1781280424","url":"https:\/\/conniesbookshelf.com\/products\/you-can-spell-america-without-me","provider":"Connies Bookshelf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}