Diary Of A Mad Bride

Description for DIARY OF A MAD BRIDE by Laura Wolf:

Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said yes. Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of

What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?

A savvy, riotously funny novel, DIARY OF A MAD BRIDE is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world s ugliest bridesmaid dress....

My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....

My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:

What do you mean he gave you an emerald Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.

My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:

To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce

My best friend, Anita:

Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I m happy for you. Stephen's a major piece of ass and he's got a sense of humor. Just as long as you're certain this is what you want.

Would I survive this day after all....?"